The Theory of Deliciousness I live by a series of homilies, most of which I created from observing life in all its bizarre-ity. Such as: “If you don’t count your change, it will be incorrect and not in your favor.” “Ignore statistics that say 'as much as’ or ‘as few as... Want to read more? If you're already a subscriber, welcome back - you may login here. If you aren't a subscriber, sign up here to get full access. Username or E-mail Password Remember Me Forgot Password